(via hannahisdead)
There’s this thing my husband and I have, where…oh this is just going to sound INSANE…but those meth commercials? Those aren’t just in Montana anymore right? Where the girl is in the shower, and the kid freaking out at the laundromat and the girls having sex in a bathroom with icky men (who…it should be pointed out, are removing their COATS. Who does that? Why take off the coat to have sex with a meth addict in a truckstop bathroom? Are your socks coming off too….aaaaanyway…moving along) somehow it came up that wouldn’t it be funny if Morgan Freeman did those commercials. Like act in the parts. Then we decided just one role was not good enough for the great Morgan Freeman, so he should have ALL the roles. The crying baby, the scared mother, the girl in the shower, the dad on the floor. The guy taking off his coat.
All Morgan Freeman anti-meth commericals, and I CAN NOT see one now and not burst out into hysterical laughter. Which just makes me seem cruel and cold hearted, but this story I’m telling you now is just too long and involved to go into while I’m having my All Morgan Freeman Meth Moment.
So. Yep.
you win.
fucking legit
